Hat Stealer

Welcome to earth petty alien! Your task is to reach the top of the leaderboard by stealing hats from the scientist that roam this place.
Be careful though, some of them are aware of your mischievous behavior and will try increasingly to prevent you from snatching them in violent ways!

Become the best and leave your wise quote for posterity, will you be able to enter the leaderboard?

We put too much effort in this game and skipped like a week of university.